#currentmood #inauguration #fuck

And on that day of Friday, January 20th, 2017, Donald Trump is sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. Fruitless the search of my soul for rays of hope. Pitiless the news. Unrelenting the trolls. And all of my friends were busy lying on their carpet face down in utter resignation. So, I scoured the internet for a ray of light. Surely somewhere there was hope.

In Middle Earth, the mood was grim.

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Gandalf had been lost in Moria since the before the election, so Pippin told him.

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Now he can’t even get off this rock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bilbo finally broke open the Old Winyard laid down by his father.

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Arwen stopped trying to use her millennia of Elven wisdom in internet exchanges and now simply  intones profanity

 

 

 

 

 

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Aragorn just beheaded Kellyanne Conway.

 

In the Zombie Apocalypse, the Walking Dead group shared their reactions to the Trumpocalypse as well.

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Rick has been watching a lot of Olbermann.

 

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Carol prepares for the legions of the Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief. “Look at the flowers boys!”

 

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Zombie Shane is still pissed about Bernie.

 

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And Orange, Morgan!

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Yes, Daryl. But it just pisses people off more!

 

Folks in the future also reflected on the barbarism of 21st Century humanity before First Contact.

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Yes, Bones, it is.

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We presume this is performance as social commentary from Kirk.

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Riker is overwhelmed.

 

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Spock breaks down in shame over his human heritage.

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Worf goes with the classic facepalm.

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Captain Picard is working up to speech just riddled with Shakespeare.

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Data leaves the Enterprise to join Lore in destroying humanity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But that’s not all!

Folks from all time periods, both real and imagined, are weighing in on the hopelessly flawed American Electoral System and on how genuinely fucked we all truly are.

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Heisenberg for one has his murder face on.

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Sherlock is not pleased.

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Scarlett O’Hara has taken to binge-eating in a corset.

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This Canadian trailer trash is gobsmacked.

 

 

 

 

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Definitely not Samwise the Brave on GoTs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then there’s all these people…

And:

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This lady from TV.

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This guy from the internet.

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And this scream we all have bottled in our souls.

 

So, I looked, with childlike eyes, to the man and leader I have loved and trusted to safeguard our lives and liberties for so long:

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We’re doomed.

 

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About JLakis

Jessica Lakis - Writer/screenwriter. Conqueror of the Useless. Super nerd. Vae Victus. View all posts by JLakis

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