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February 1, 2018

Misery Dizzery Dock

By JLakis
red ridimg hood

A hey there little Red Riding Hood! *shiver*

Misery Dizzery Dock

Misery dizzery dock
I can’t out-run the clock
Bread crumbs and pies
and pluck out the eyes
Misery Dizzery Dock

Ring around the rosey
a pocket full of fleas
Ophelia and her posies
will force us to our knees

Misery dizzery dread
streams of whiskey and not bread
The Wolf in the bed
Or trusted by children instead
Izzery mizzerly doc

ADdercop! ADdercop!
SiT not by me!
It STings! It Bites! It Chews!
Kiss a cop! & Take a knee!
And please ignore the news

Misery dizzery red
Computers in my head
Rosebud his sled
Luke and Leia are dead
Misery Dizzery Izzery Pizzery
Dizzily head to the block.

by, J.Lakis, Feb. 2018

Hey-oh my friends! Thank you for tuning in to my doggerel, but I’ve been really sick. I spent a lot of time bored, hopped up on meds, and in between sick-sweat dream naps. So I wrote some of what I’ll kindly call poetry. This is the first bit I cleaned up some. Let me know what you think in the comment section below! Or add your own verse! Go Eagles! 🙃

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January 18, 2017

#currentmood #inauguration #fuck

By JLakis

And on that day of Friday, January 20th, 2017, Donald Trump is sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. Fruitless the search of my soul for rays of hope. Pitiless the news. Unrelenting the trolls. And all of my friends were busy lying on their carpet face down in utter resignation. So, I scoured the internet for a ray of light. Surely somewhere there was hope.

In Middle Earth, the mood was grim.

what-the-fuck-gandalf

Gandalf had been lost in Moria since the before the election, so Pippin told him.

gandalf-cant-even

Now he can’t even get off this rock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bilbo-nope

Bilbo finally broke open the Old Winyard laid down by his father.

arwen-fuck

Arwen stopped trying to use her millennia of Elven wisdom in internet exchanges and now simply  intones profanity

 

 

 

 

 

aragorn-aint-having-anyi

Aragorn just beheaded Kellyanne Conway.

 

In the Zombie Apocalypse, the Walking Dead group shared their reactions to the Trumpocalypse as well.

twd-this-aint-a-democracy

Rick has been watching a lot of Olbermann.

 

twd-carol-with-knife

Carol prepares for the legions of the Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief. “Look at the flowers boys!”

 

twd-zombie-shane

Zombie Shane is still pissed about Bernie.

 

twd-morgan-seees-red

And Orange, Morgan!

twd-darryl-is-zen

Yes, Daryl. But it just pisses people off more!

 

Folks in the future also reflected on the barbarism of 21st Century humanity before First Contact.

the-dark-ages

Yes, Bones, it is.

kirk-slap

We presume this is performance as social commentary from Kirk.

riker-cant

Riker is overwhelmed.

 

spock-crying

Spock breaks down in shame over his human heritage.

worf-cant-even

Worf goes with the classic facepalm.

picard-that-is-enoug-qoiu-1

Captain Picard is working up to speech just riddled with Shakespeare.

data-out

Data leaves the Enterprise to join Lore in destroying humanity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But that’s not all!

Folks from all time periods, both real and imagined, are weighing in on the hopelessly flawed American Electoral System and on how genuinely fucked we all truly are.

hesisenburg-fuck

Heisenberg for one has his murder face on.

sherlock-fuck

Sherlock is not pleased.

scarlett-ohara-fuck-it

Scarlett O’Hara has taken to binge-eating in a corset.

trailer-trash-fuck

This Canadian trailer trash is gobsmacked.

 

 

 

 

sam-gots-fuck-my-life

Definitely not Samwise the Brave on GoTs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then there’s all these people…

Seems to be.
Nicholson, of course!
Mr. Rogers has a neighbourly message.
Molly? Yep!
Even The Joker is out.

And:

fuck-off-kathy-lee

This lady from TV.

fuck-it

This guy from the internet.

drew-b-fuck

And this scream we all have bottled in our souls.

 

So, I looked, with childlike eyes, to the man and leader I have loved and trusted to safeguard our lives and liberties for so long:

President Barack Obamaobama-fuck-it

We’re doomed.

 

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