Delayed onset hangover today after the Eagles Super Bowl win! Go birds! But don’t expect my cat to celebrate a bird win. He’s into MURDER.
But he’s also working on a budding musical career! This is my translation of his latest hit in waiting. He based the lyrics and melody for this magnum opus on the The Smiths anthem Meat is Murder, from their 1985 album of the same name.
Puddems is Murder
The mouse I make shriek and cry And the frog that is full of slime These awesome creatures must die These awesome creatures must die A death for no reason And death for no reason is murder And the baby bird that can't fly It's not succulent, tasty, or kind It's death just to please me And death just to please me is murder (I love making animals die) And the vole that I toss with a smile It is murder And the legs that I pull off the mice It is murder I'm just a natural, normal feline The shattered creature I leave to die 'Cause I got wetfood inside I don't eat my kills I don't eat my kills It is murder Because I'm a flippin' cat A cat who loves murder Oh sweet murder! Oh murder!
Tune in later for Abbey’s new song: Take Me Home Abbey Road!
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