“Hi, my name is Puddems, and I love murder.”
Delayed onset hangover today after the Eagles Super Bowl win! Go birds! But don’t expect my cat to celebrate a bird win. He’s into MURDER.
But he’s also working on a budding musical career! This is my translation of his latest hit in waiting. He based the lyrics and melody for this magnum opus on the The Smiths anthem Meat is Murder, from their 1985 album of the same name.
Puddems is Murder
The mouse I make shriek and cry And the frog that is full of slime These awesome creatures must die These awesome creatures must die A death for no reason And death for no reason is murder And the baby bird that can't fly It's not succulent, tasty, or kind It's death just to please me And death just to please me is murder (I love making animals die) And the vole that I toss with a smile It is murder And the legs that I pull off the mice It is murder I'm just a natural, normal feline The shattered creature I leave to die 'Cause I got wetfood inside I don't eat my kills I don't eat my kills It is murder Because I'm a flippin' cat A cat who loves murder Oh sweet murder! Oh murder!
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J. Lakis 
February 5th, 2018 at 5:00 pm
Ok. Macabre but cleaver.
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February 5th, 2018 at 5:37 pm
Puddems wrote it. I just transcribed it.
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February 6th, 2018 at 7:10 am
What a fabulous song, Puddems! Compose another for your fans as I am one and I demand appeasement as well as enjoyment. And please ask your caretaker Ms Lakis what kind of serving bowl she would like as housewarming gift. Ceramic? Wood? Clear glass? Copper? I’ve been meaning to send her something for the new abode for some time now. Get back to me when you can take a break from your murderous escapades. ❤ And maybe, like Puddems, Mama Geitz has murder on the mind too ala Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte, wielding a "cleaver" lol. Hugs.
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February 6th, 2018 at 9:54 am
Hahaha! Puddems says, “I’m starving. Please send wetfood.” He’s very dramatic. But that is why his songs are so special!
You and bowls! How about a family-style pasta bowl? I’m terrible at decisions. I have to do all 5 Acts of Hamlet, and that’s bad because then everybody dies at the end. 😄
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