Puddems is Murder

“Hi, my name is Puddems, and I love murder.”

Delayed onset hangover today after the Eagles Super Bowl win! Go birds! But don’t expect my cat to celebrate a bird win. He’s into MURDER.

But he’s also working on a budding musical career! This is my translation of his latest hit in waiting. He based the lyrics and melody for this magnum opus on the The Smiths anthem Meat is Murder, from their 1985 album of the same name.

Listen here to compare!

Puddems is Murder

The mouse I make shriek and cry
And the frog that is full of slime
These awesome creatures must die
These awesome creatures must die

A death for no reason
And death for no reason is murder

And the baby bird that can't fly
It's not succulent, tasty, or kind
It's death just to please me
And death just to please me is murder
(I love making animals die)

And the vole that I toss with a smile
It is murder
And the legs that I pull off the mice
It is murder

I'm just a natural, normal feline
The shattered creature I leave to die
'Cause I got wetfood inside

I don't eat my kills
I don't eat my kills
It is murder

Because I'm a flippin' cat
A cat who loves murder

Oh sweet murder!

Oh murder!

Tune in later for Abbey’s new song: Take Me Home Abbey Road!

While you’re here: Check out my Instagram! There are pictures of stuff I like and hate. 😊

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About JLakis

Jessica Lakis - Writer/screenwriter. Geek & mental health blogger. Conqueror of the Useless. NERD INVICTA! View all posts by JLakis

4 responses to “Puddems is Murder

  • Deborah Geltz

    Ok. Macabre but cleaver.

    Liked by 1 person

    • JLakis

      Puddems wrote it. I just transcribed it.


      • Barbara

        What a fabulous song, Puddems! Compose another for your fans as I am one and I demand appeasement as well as enjoyment. And please ask your caretaker Ms Lakis what kind of serving bowl she would like as housewarming gift. Ceramic? Wood? Clear glass? Copper? I’ve been meaning to send her something for the new abode for some time now. Get back to me when you can take a break from your murderous escapades. ❤ And maybe, like Puddems, Mama Geitz has murder on the mind too ala Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte, wielding a "cleaver" lol. Hugs.

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        • JLakis

          Hahaha! Puddems says, “I’m starving. Please send wetfood.” He’s very dramatic. But that is why his songs are so special!

          You and bowls! How about a family-style pasta bowl? I’m terrible at decisions. I have to do all 5 Acts of Hamlet, and that’s bad because then everybody dies at the end. 😄


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