“Who’s the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?” I follow where you lead Star Wars. I bought the digital download of The Force Awakens with Bonus Features on April 1st, even though Amazon dropped off the Blu-Ray on the 5th as promised.  April Fools! You took my money, huh? Take! It’s Star Wars. I’ll give you anything.

So now I have seven viewings in, can we please talk about this movie some more? I’m “focusing” (not  “obsessing”) on it again. I need some help from fellow fans. A support group. Something? Oh yeah, it’s called the internet!

And thank The Force for that.

The Force Awakens on the interwebs just keeps giving. Want the ultimate gif expression of tech-rage? Here ya go.

Want to listen to the dinner-table fights at the Solo home? Yup:

dear diary
mom says i cant have an ash tray in my bedroom
I tried to explain it’s not for smoking it’s for the remains of my enemies

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) April 5, 2016

@KyloR3n
Dear Diary:
My son has been keeping the remains of his enemies in an ash tray in his bedroom.
I am honestly about to lose it here.

— Tough Love Leia (@ToughLeia) April 5, 2016

Would you like to talk about fan-fic, Reylo, theories, art?

I love all of these wonderful, creative, passionate fans! The internet has finally succeeded in bringing the world together…through Star Wars. Pretty cool.

But there’s still so much I . . . WE need to talk about. Your favorite moment/character/theory?  I don’t know where to begin. I’m being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain. I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?

*written while listening to Finn’s Playlist on Star Wars Spotify.

Edit: I didn’t even mention all the Star Wars YouTubers! Sorry HelloGreedo! Love ya man! Oh dear, and even Mr. Plinkett awakens…OH MY GAAAHD!